Being Mad and Carefree

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be mad? Sometimes I do, I try to think about what makes them happy every time dey smile, what kind of dream they get when they do sleep.

It's not that I am planning to go mad anytime soon but with the way this country is going one cannot be so sure of his entire sanity anymore.
Truth is sometimes when I look at these mad people roaming the streets carefree I just envy them a little. They could go to sleep anywhere night catches with them, what ever they get they eat not minding if it's bad or not, or if it's even a left over from a sane man's dustbin, they have no time to check their clothes if it's clean or dirty or if it is properly starched or ironed, as long as they could get enough to keep them going it is okay for them.

I have seen a lot of mad people moving about carefree while as sane as I am, i am troubled by everyday life's issue most of which are little one may not take cognisance of.
Please if you want to go mad after reading this you have every right to, at least you won't be bothered about brushing your teeth and taking your bath. As for me I am okay with my state of mind for now.

Alcohol and Bad Decisions (The Nigerian Police)

Being drunk is one thing and going ahead to make life decisions in your state of stupor is another thing.
A lot of teenage pregnancy resulted after drunken Sex and whether you believe it or yes that is a life decision too a very serious one.
You know after a good party and every one is either high on booze or very stoned they get so horny and it could lead to unprotected sex, well this is not why I am writing this article besides teenage pregnancy a lot of other stupid things have happened after alcohol consumption but let me get to the real point now.

I have seen a lot of Police men (I mean our own naija police) who will go drinking with there uniforms on, besides the fact that I think we have the most Irresponsible police officers in the world, their drinking problem is also topping the league.
I have seen police officers on duty with their uniforms not tucked in and bathroom slippers on their feet with a rifle, I think that is super classy.

The fact that we have a lot of cases where police men are trigger happy and they go off the radar most times shooting and killing innocent people I can attribute that to alcohol,
They may be sober at the moment but in recent times it is a habit for them to be smoking while driving around and I wonder where the decency in police work lies, in such a state any thing can happen that can warrant them making a serious decision with the rifle in their possession.

I don't mean to ridicule them but if I can recall I don't think being a police officer is something any parent in Nigeria will dream for their child to become, maybe because of how un-noble they have appeared to be in the eyes of the society.

Let me just rest my case before someone will go and do aproko for my head and report me to police..  

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Police Wahalla

I sat still like an unwanted guest in a dinner party. We were just driving out of a printing press when they asked us to park and asked my friend driving to come down from his car, as a good citizen without ill intentions we obliged and they ask to search the booth of the car, the next thing I heard was "what do you say you do again, you say you are a medical doctor Abi. Where is your i.d card to prove it".
While my friend was still trying to explain himself as a medical laboratory scientist, they concluded he was a fake doctor and ask him to join there own vehicle like he needed a ride from them.

That was how our long journey began driving around the streets of diobu aimlessly in a guise to be heading to nowhere in particular.
I have heard of cases of police unlawfully arresting people but today I witnessed it first hand. These men where fully armed and looked ready to combat any form of attack thrown their way. But no they were actually out for the weak and clueless. Parading the streets look for their victims like predators.

Well to cut the whole story short they let us go with a little fee of bail after burning out the fuel in our car and practically holding us against no crime in particular.
Police men are the shadiest (don't know if that is even a word) public servants ever, they generate schemes on how to get money and being the law, they could hold you up for anything. The most painful part is when their big ogas keep saying they don't collect money and they are road block free, well I beg to differ in all standards, maybe they themselves should come out in disguise and see for themselves how their officers actually work.

I plead to rest my case until further disruption of human peace and personal tranquility (I wish I knew what that means by the way)

I love to take a walk through the minds of people 

Think like they do and fit my tiny legs in their smelly shoes 

One time I did take a long walk in the mind of a mad man 

Picking out every rubbish thought in my head as I walked aimlessly up and down 

I amused myself by every silly thing that goes by 

Then I found the freedom of being carefree without a dime 

Another time I took a walk through the mind of a very rich man 

Spending money I never had 

And built myself a castle I never lived in 

What's the point of struggling to eat 

When my dreams are filled with nothing but a very merry feast 

Although I couldn't walk too far to fulfil my fantasy 

Cause reality slapped me in the face with a rumble in my tummy 

This time I took a slow walk through the mind of a broken woman 

Crying every night and wishing there was no such thing like a bad omen 

It was quite depressing and suicide was my only solution 

But I couldn't walk that lane cause it gave me blurry vision 

This wasn't a good road I must confess 

So I walked right back to myself 

                  ~NWACHi~ 

Nigerians Dont Mind Their Business

The problem with Nigerians is that we don't mind our business and we are good with putting our nose where it doesn't belong.

Take for instance we have our own local football league but we'll rather be rooting for some club in Europe that doesn't know we are selling a lot of their fake jersey here and to make matters worst we have people who will go as far as killing you if you insult their clubs. That is not our business but we care way too much.
Sometimes I am forced to believe that we are more fanatic now than the Europeans.. well that is not my business too.

Also America's presidential election is coming soon and trust us na, we have carry their matter for our head like gala sellers at Rumuola traffic. Now some Nigerians have pitched their tents either with the Egocentric billionaire Donald Trump or the former first lady turned presidential candidate at least she didn't pick her husband as running mate Mrs Hillary Clinton.
I heard some Nigerians comparing them to either Buhari or Jonathan, well me I am yet to see a similarity.
It is not our business who wins the election, they will not come and give us good roads or constant electric, they have their own problems to face there but Nigerians are already choosing for them, go to news paper stand and see how they have left our own noble and honourable PDP and APC and now they have focused on Trump vs Clinton.
Maybe it is our business but it should be concerned with those it concerns...

Remember when Obama was running for president and a fund raising dinner was held for him in Nigeria here. I don't know if that one is our business sha but it wasn't Obama's business and he made it clear by avoiding us in all his eight years as a president.

Well all that is not my business sha like Daniel Ortega picking his wife as his running mate in Nicaragua, I think that man is trying to protect his business...
Let me go and mind my business biko, please you should mind your business after this post sha