Friday, 28 October 2016

Brain is The New Boobs

As for the bandwagon of girls who have adopted the saying that “ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME” as their praise and worship song or subscribed to all other notions that are related to the saying that guys are totally and mentally controlled by there ever stubborn and excited d**ks or c**ks or any funny name you call the little man below the belt, it’s not like I disagree with you but there is always an error of exception in every gross generalisation.
To intentionally or unintentionally attract and secure the attention of any responsible guy who is serious with life and will in turn respect you for something, you have to do something above or a little more than appearing indecently naked in public places, going to very club and when you hear its young john the wicked producer, you start twerking like your whole life depends on it, Or becoming a sex ATM or device by sharing sex like a priest sharing holy communion in the church, or become a walking sub-division of cosmetic and fashion industries by investing recklessly on your appearance while you starve your brain and common sense to death.
Of course, when you do everything listed above as common as they are, every guy will feed their eyes as far as that has not yet been made illegal, then a particular bunch of guys will flock around you and make you feel like the queen of 21st century flexing world and commander in chief of the federal republic of boys. These guys will feed you with the best garnished delicacies of beautiful delicious lies in the arsenal of every guy’s wooing menu, and trust me; you are going to like the temporal feeling you get from it while it lasts.
To be brutally honest with you, girls like this are part of the main reason why some guys use demeaning and disgusting words like “fish brain”, “cheap article” and “public toilet” to describe some girls.
Still on a honest note, the most honest time in every guy’s life is when he sits in company of a group of guys whom he is very comfortable with (guys of the same blood group, if you know what I mean) and that is when even the guys who flock around you will celebrate and advertise your foolishness in your absence to others, to make matters worse, guys who know you will point at you, tap their fellow guy and ask, F**KABLE OR WIFEABLE???? You can guess the answer to that question because your answer is as good as correct.
Am not about to encourage laziness or laxity but if you like you can cook indomie with granulated sugar and a mixture of hypo and detol or be a kitchen pro. If you like do laundry and house chores more than a housemaid from Ogoni or Akwa Ibom (they are hardworking girls, no offence intended) or not. If you like have a look of a miss world contestant or a village masquerade. If you like set monkey, butterfly and dog style in bed like a prostitute with 35 years working experience and a PhD in prostitutionology. Whichever one you do is all good for you but when you are intellectually productive, you already have a little above average or pass mark in the sight of the opposite sex, every other thing is secondary and negotiable.
Mind you, intellectual productivity is not just and only going to school and passing your exams with good grades, you can be the best in academics and still be eligible or most qualified for a certificate or award for the dumbest creature that planet earth has ever accommodated, yes I said so!
Intellectual productivity is simply investing in or feeding your brain by doing damage to your ignorance in almost everything, by everything here I mean the good, the bad and the baddest. The result of this is exclusively and unimaginably perfect because you will be transformed to the point that every aspect of your life will be affected (appearance/ modus operandi/ behaviour/ interaction/ all round skills in everywhere including the kitchen and the other room e.t.c)
In a close contact or conversation with a person who is intellectually productive, you will literally and figuratively see perfect sense, impressions and ideas of golden and diamond value coming out of them all in form of words and action, that’s what i meant when i said exclusively and unimaginably perfect. The more intellectually productive you are, the more you attract reasonable people to yourself even without knowing. The advantages of intellectual productivity cannot be over emphasised or encapsulated, in fact there are no dull moments with people of intellectual productivity.
Our dear human creatures of feminine characteristics, in the sight of the guys who are able to identify, respect, appreciate and love the good things of life, if you are intellectually productive and you apply prudence and moderation to all you do, no matter in what capacity you are serving, as a sister or platonic friend or girlfriend/ex gf or wife/ex wife, church member, school or course mate, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE BAE, ANY DAY, ANYTIME!!!
#Copyright c 2016, EMMANUEL MONSI

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